Peruckenstuck from the Civilian Barber
Swing Sweet, Low Chariot
New Horizons in Music Appreciation (a.k.a. Beethoven sportscast)
Uptown Hoedown
excerpts from Oedipus Tex

On hand to try to salvage these pieces will be your cultural guide Professor Peter Schickele, off-coloratura soprano Michèle Eaton, tenor profundo Brian Dougherty, and color man Elliott Forrest, aided and abetted by The New York Pick-Up Ensemble, under the none-too-steady baton of semi-conductorJorge Mester.

Featured Artists:
Professor Peter Schickele, enabler
Jorge Mester, semi-conductor
Michèle Eaton, off-coloratura soprano
Brian Dougherty, tenor profundo
Elliott Forrest, color man
William Walters, manager of the stage
The New York Pick-Up Ensemble